Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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