That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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