I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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