Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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