All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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