But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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