are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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