I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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