She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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