They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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