yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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