Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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