awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
She even gives head with a lisp.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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