did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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