i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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