I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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