Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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