if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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