I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Randomize
