I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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