with your own penis?
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
