Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize
