she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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