Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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