You're so nebulous sometimes
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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