I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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