i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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