why didn't you poke me back
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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