Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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