it's like iHOP with fire
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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