i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
