So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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