I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Randomize
