He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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