I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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