The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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