Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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