Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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