you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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