I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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