Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Randomize
