Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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