I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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