Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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