theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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