I just made out with a guy for $7.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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