Say something about gay babies.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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