Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
