brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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