see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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