I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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